
Chaplain RogerMcCombe, Ingersoll Police Service,
ON
Corporal Jim Galloway, Royal Canadian Mounted
Police, Edmonton
Chaplain Doug Aikman, Niagara Regional, recovering
from cancer surgery.
Chaplain Jim Turner, our Sect/Treas, and family.
Jim’s son Josh, age 23, was killed in a single vehicle crash
Dec. 12th.
Président
, 657 Reaume Road, LaSalle, ON, N9J 1B5
President' 519-734-1744
1er Vice-président
, 7 Brookhouse Road, Dartmouth, NS, B2W 1W5
1st Vice-president 902-462-1220
2ieme Vice-président
, 2161 Winnipeg St., Regina, SK, S4P 1G9
2nd Vice-president 306-522-9088
Secretary/Treasurer
, 4653 63rd St., Delta, BC, V5Z 3B2
Secrétaire/Trésorier 604-940-0954
Membership
, 1732 10th St. East, Courtenay, BC, V9N 7H7
Societariat 250-338-2267
Past President
, 666 Glenhurst Cres., Gloucester, ON, K1J 7B7
Passé Président 613-742-0767
As we enter into 2004 the Canadian Police Chaplain
Association continues to provide for Police Chaplains across the
country. It is hard to realize that 10 years ago we did not exist.
We have come a long way from an idea of a bunch of chaplains in
Ontario in the early eighties to form the Ontario Police Chaplains
Association and then the present CPCA.
We have now reached a point where we can provide
for chaplains in many areas. Our greatest strength is our training
through the annual ATS held yearly across our country. The upcoming
one north of Toronto looks to provide excellent opportunities to
upgrade our skills. To ensure that we have a continuum that meets
the needs for certification the executive was directed to investigate
and set up an ATS planning committee. If you have ideas about this
or would be interested in being part of it, please contact me.
As we grow it is important that we maintain contact
and to do this your executive is finalizing the Provincial Representation
program. Here again you can give us your feedback. If you want to
see this proposal, I would be glad to send it to you.
It has been suggested that we develop Chaplain’s
Handbook. This would be an excellent tool to have. This we can do
by looking at what is available. If you have a Handbook or know
where there is one, contact Charlie
Massey. With your help we can put this together. The cost to
each member would be only to cover the cost of producing it.
This year is an election year and there will
be openings on the executive. I encourage you to consider this.
It is not time consuming as we do most of our work by email and
conference calls. Your input is always welcome.
Over the last two years we have being discussing
our relation with the International Conference of Police Chaplains.
They offer many things for those who wish to take part in them at
their annual training-this year in St. Louis. I personally see our
relationship to be that of co-partners. It would be nice to have
a liaison person to ICPC so we continue to share ideas and training.
Our certification is accepted by them, as is our training. We accept
their training and certification.
I realize that what I am doing is asking for
input from you the members. The CPCA in only as strong as it members
make it to be.Your executive needs your ideas and suggestions. My
e-mail is stanfras@windsor.igs.net
WE can continue to grow but we need to take the
team approach and work to get new members, maintain contact with
each other, and let others know the work we do for policing in Canada.
Take care, stay safe.
Stan Fraser
Alors que nous entrons dans l'année 2004,
l'Association Canadienne des Aumôniers de Police continue
à assister ses membres d'un bout à l'autre du pays.
Il nous semble difficile de penser qu'il y a dix ans cette association
n'existait pas. Nous avons parcouru un long chemin depuis l'idée
de départ émise par un groupe d'aumôniers d'Ontario
dans les années 80, de former une association des aumôniers
de police d'Ontario et, eventuellement, notre présente association.
Nous sommes maintenant rendus à pouvoir
assister les aumôniers dans de nombreux domaines. Notre plus
grande force vient des sessions de formation annuelles, tenues d'un
bout à l'autre de notre pays. La prochaine, qui sera tenue
au nord de Toronto, veut nous fournir une excellente chance de peaufiner
nos connaissances. Afin d'assurer la permanence des critères
qui répondent à un agrément, le comité
exécutif a mis sur pied un comité de planification
des séminaires de formation. Si vous avez des suggestions
à apporter ou si vous êtes intéressé
(e) à en faire partie, veuillez me contacter.
Au fur et à mesure que notre association
grandit, il est important de rester en lien et pour y arriver, votre
comité exécutif va finaliser le projet du programme
de représentation provinciale. Vous suggestions sont les
bienvenues également sur ce point et si vous désirez
une copie de cette proposition, je me ferai un plaisir de vous en
faire parvenir une.
Il a été suggéré
de créer un Manuel d'Aumônier. Ce serait un excellent
outil de travail. Nous pouvons voir ce qui est déjà
disponible. Si vous en avez déjà un ou en connaissez
l'existence, contactez Charlie
Massey. Avec votre aide, nous pouvons réaliser ce projet.
Le coût individuel ne serait que celui de la production.
Cette année est une année d'élections
et des postes seront ouverts sur le comité exécutif.
Je vous encourage à y songer. Ça ne nécessite
pas énormément de temps puisque nous faisons le gros
de notre travail par courriel ou conférences téléphoniques.
Votre son de cloche est toujours le bienvenu.
Depuis les deux dernières années,
nous avons discuté de notre lien avec la Conférence
Internationale des Aumôniers de Police. La conférence
offre beaucoup de choses intéressantes pour ceux et celles
qui aimeraient participer à leur séminaire de formation
de cette année à St-Louis. Je vois notre lien comme
celui de copartenaires. Il serait intéressant d'avoir un
porte-parole à l'ICPC afin de poursuivre l'échange
d'idées et la formation. Notre agrément est reconnu
par leur groupe, tout comme nos sessions de formation. De même,
nous acceptons les leurs.
Je comprends bien que je m'impose la tâche
de vous demander votre collaboration dans les retours d'idées.
Notre association ne peut être forte que dans la mesure où
ses membres la soutiennent par leur implication personnelle. Votre
comité exécutif a besoin de vos idées et de
vos suggestions. Mon adresse courriel est : stanfras@windsor.igs.net
Nous pouvons continuer à grandir, mais
nous avons besoin d'une vision d'équipe et d'un travail d'équipe
pour accroître le nombre de nos membres, pour garder contact
les uns avec les autres et mieux faire connaître le bon travail
que nous accomplissons en tant qu'aumôniers de police au Canada.
Prenez bien soin de vous et restez prudents.
Always we hear the plaintive cry of teenagers,
“What can we do? Where can we go? The answer is, “Go
home!”
Hang the storm windows. Paint the woodwork. Rake
the leaves. Mow the lawn. Sweep the walk. Wash the car. Learn to
cook. Scrub the floors. Repair the sink. Build a boat. Get a job.
Help your minister, priest, or rabbi, the Red
Cross, the Salvation Army. Visit the sick, assist the poor, study
your lessons. And when you are through, and not too tired, read
a book.
Your parents do not owe you entertainment. Your
city or village does not owe you recreational facilities. The world
does not owe you a living. But you owe the world something. You
owe it your time and energy and your talents, so that no one will
be at war, or in poverty, or be sick or lonely.
In plain, simple words, grow up! Quit being a
cry-baby. Get out of your dream world, and develop a backbone, and
start acting like a man (or a woman).
You are supposed to be mature enough to accept
some of the responsibility your parents have carried for you for
years. They have nursed, protected, excused, and tolerated you,
and have denied themselves needed comforts so that you might have
every benefit. They have done this gladly, for you are their dearest
treasure.
But now, you have no right to expect them to
bow to every whim and fancy of yours just because selfish ego instead
of common sense dominates your personality, thinking, and requests.
In Heaven’s name, grow up and go home!
(Contributed by Chaplain Dave Malsch, Superior
P.D.)
A friend of mine was sitting on her lawn sunning
and reading when she was startled by a fairly new-model car crashing
through her hedge and coming to rest on her lawn. She rushed over
and helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair.
“my goodness!” she exclaimed. “You
seem quite old to be driving.”
“Yes,” he replied, “I’m
old enough that I don’t need a license.”
“How did this come about?” my friend
asked.
“The last time I went to my doctor, he
examined me. Then he asked if I still had a driver’s license.
I told him, ‘Yes,’ and handed it to him. He took some
scissors out of a drawer and cut it up and threw it into the wastebasket.
‘You won’t be needing this anymore,’ he said.
“I thanked him and left.”
Submitted to STITCHES magazine September
2001, by Dr. J. R. Stratton of Victoria. Used by permission of the
publisher Peter Cocker.
"COMPETITION IS THE BATTLE IN WHICH INCOMPETENCE
LOSES"
Nous entendons souvent la plainte des adolescents
: « Que pouvons-nous faire ? Où pouvons-nous aller
? » La réponse est simple : « Rentrez chez vous
! »
Posez les contre-fenêtres. Peinturez les
boiseries. Ramassez les feuilles mortes. Tondez le gazon. Balayez
les dalles d'entrée. Lavez l'automobile. Apprenez à
faire la cuisine. Réparez l'évier. Construisez un
bateau. Cherchez-vous un emploi.
Aidez votre ministre du culte, votre prêtre,
votre rabbin. Assistez la Croix-Rouge, l'Armée du Salut.
Visitez les malades, venez en aide aux pauvres, étudiez,
faites vos devoirs. Et quand vous aurez terminé tout ça
et que vous n'êtes pas trop fatigués, lisez un livre.
Vos parents n'ont pas à vous amuser continuellement.
Votre ville ou votre village ne doit pas nécessairement vous
offrir des lieux de récréation. Le monde ne vous doit
strictement rien. Mais vous, vous devez quelque chose au
monde. Vous lui devez votre temps, votre énergie
et vos talents, de sorte que personne ne soit en guerre, ne souffre
de pauvreté, ne soit relégué à la solitude
ou à la maladie sans soutien.
En termes clairs et simples, «vieillissez
! Cessez d'être des pleurnichards. Sortez de votre monde de
rêve, ayez un peu de colonne vertébrale et commencez
à agir comme un homme ou une femme. »
Vous êtes sensés être assez
matures pour prendre à votre tour une part des responsabilités
que vos parents ont portées à votre place durant des
années. Ils vous ont nourris, soignés, protégés,
excusés et tolérés et se sont souvent privés
de gâteries et de confort pour vous assurer de tout ce qui
était en leur pouvoir. Ils l'ont fait avec joie, puisque
vous êtes ce qui leur est le plus cher au monde.
Mais maintenant, vous n'avez nullement le droit
de vous attendre à ce qu'ils se plient à vos moindres
caprices et à vos fantaisies parce que votre égoïsme,
plutôt que votre bon sens, vous fait agir, dicte vos réflexions
et fait surgir vos demandes. Pour l'amour du Ciel, vieillissez et
rentrez chez vous !
Une de mes amies était assise sur sa pelouse
en train de prendre un bain de soleil en lisant, lorsqu'elle fut
ébranlée par l'apparition d'une voiture de modèle
récent qui venait de franchir sa haie et s'était immobilisée
sur son terrain. Elle se précipita pour aider le chauffeur
âgé et l'asseoir sur une chaise de jardin.
« Mon Dieu ! » lui dit-elle «
vous semblez bien âgé pour conduire ? »
« Oui ! » lui répondit-il «
je suis assez vieux pour ne plus avoir besoin de permis. »
« Comment ceci vous est-il arrivé
? » Lui demanda-t-elle.
« La dernière fois que je suis allé
voir mon médecin, il m'a examiné. Il m'a demandé
si j'avais encore un permis de conduire. Je lui ai dit « oui
» et je le lui ai remis. Il a pris une paire de ciseaux et
l'a découpé avant de le jeter au panier. « Vous
n'aurez plus besoin de ceci » me dit-il. »
« Je l'ai remercié et je suis parti.
»
(Extrait du magazine STITCHES de septembre 2001
Soumis par le Docteur J.R. Stratton de Victoria. Utilisé
avec la permission de l'éditeur Peter Cocker.
"La compétition est le combat où l'incompétence
perd la partie"
Recently, California ran an e-mail forum with
the topic being "Community Policing." One of the civilian
e-mail participants posed the following question: "I would
like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually
harass people and get away with it?"
From the "other side" (the law enforcement
side) a cool cop with a sense of humor replied: "It is not
easy. In California we average one cop for every 2000 people. About
60% are on duty at any moment and available for harassing people.
So, one cop is responsible for harassing about 10,000 residents.
When you toss in the commercial, business, and tourist locations
that attract people from other area, sometimes you have a situation
where a single cop is responsible for harassing 20,000 or more people
a day. A ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds. This gives a cop one-second
to harass a person, and three-fourths of a second to eat a donut
AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task.
Most cops are not up to it day in and day out.
It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help
us narrow down those, which we harass. They are as follows:
PHONE: People will call us up
and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special
harassment. We have a special number set up just for that... 911.
"My neighbor is beating his wife" is
a code phrase we use. Then we come out and give special harassment.
Another popular one on a weeknight is, "The kids next door
are having a party."
CARS: We have special cops assigned
to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast
cars, cars blasting music, cars with expired registration and the
like. It is lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing
more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really
heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car,
are drunk, or have a warrant.
RUNNERS: Some people take off
running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite
as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of
a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.
CODES: When you can think of
nothing else to do, there are books that give ideas for reasons
to harass folks. They are called "Codes": Penal, Vehicle,
Health and Safety, Business and Professions... They all spell out
all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people. After
you read the code, you can just drive around for a while until you
find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them.
Just last week, I saw a guy smash a car window. Well, the code says
that is not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this
guy.
It is a pretty cool system that we have set up,
and it works pretty well. I seem to have a never-ending supply of
folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because the good
citizens who pay the tab like that we keep the streets safe for
them.
Next time you are in my town, give me a single
finger wave. That is a signal that you wish for me to take a little
closer look at you, and maybe I'll find a reason to harass YOU.
PS: My own personal wish. As a police officer,
may I wish each and every one of you a very happy holiday season.
I am not looking for anyone to harass. I just want to make it home
after my shift so I may enjoy the holiday with my family. I wish
the same for you.
Members of Troop 13 you have chosen an interesting
time to become a police officer. Interesting time is really an understatement.
What have we been hearing in the press? It seems nothing but one
report or another concerning police officers doing bad things.
We, the RCMP, can’t point to other organizations
and say tut, tut. If we do we need only remember as you point one
finger at some one else there are three of your own fingers pointing
at you. Sadly, I have accumulated a number of press clippings over
the years detailing the failings of members of our Force. Recall
13 that the first time I met you I catalogued a number of those
events: thefts, sexual assaults, corruption etc. A press report
on Thursday detailed how members of our Force were assembled from
across Canada in Ontario to conduct an investigation which likely
will lead them to one of our own members.
What is it that makes a cop go bad? Why do people,
who have sworn to uphold the law, end up breaking the law?
I continue to be surprised here at our Academy
when we encounter Cadets who lie, cheat in exams, cheat on spouses,
drink to excess every weekend and so on. Why did they come here?
Why do they think they are above the standard of practise all Cadets
are expected to meet? You, 13, know the ones of whom I speak. They
were the those who had to respond to the Training Officers single
question. Will that be isle, or window? They have embarked on the
pursuits of careers which do not involve police work.
Why bad cops? The first words which come to my
mind include: greed, laziness, selfishness, egotist, lying, embellishment,
drugs, sex, alcohol, gambling. The journey to being a bad cop begins
ever so slowly, until it builds to a crescendo. A report is fudged,
just to save time. Money troubles mount as credit limits are exceeded.
To convict a dead beat, evidence is enhanced. Little white lies
get bigger and bigger. Some lies are to spouses, co-workers, superiors,
clients. Too much booze leads to a stolen kiss, then another, and
then adultery. Children are bribed, “Don’t tell.”
A favour is asked, in return, a favour must be granted. Pretty soon
a whole range of problems become consuming. Money is taken, pardon
me, borrowed. A bad cop is born.
Why are there bad cops?. Shouldn’t all
our members and employees understand our Force prides itself with
a value system? A value system which is the core of our functioning
and operations. Integrity, Honesty, Professionalism, Compassion,
Respect, Accountability. Sadly, there are many members and employees
who can readily mouth those words but they have not inculcated them
into their personal lives, their personal value system.
Troop 13. What are your values, your own personal
values? Have you named them to yourself? Better yet, have you written
them down for your own two eyes to see? If not, why not? What are
your very own, personal values? A tough question I admit. But a
question which needs to be asked as you embark on a career in the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police. If you can’t name the values
by which your life is guided you have no values. If you have none,
then you stand the likely potential of becoming a bad cop.
I have been around Mounted police officers, active
and retired, constantly for forty years. I know more Mounted police
officers then you are likely to meet in your career. I’ve
met Mounties who did not posses a value system. I’ve met Mounties
who turned into bad cops. I can say though, I Thank God, those who
became bad cops are a minority. However, as you are soon to learn,
one bad cop reflects negatively, on every police officer.
Values are not passive entities, they are active,
alive, functioning, and demonstrable. Values are observed in action.
They are seen in you in all facets of your life, not just as a professional
police officer. They emit, they radiate, they glow, they are seen,
they are heard, they are observed, in all you think, say or do,
24/7/12. Every hour of the day. Every day of the week. Every month
of the year. Every year of your life.
Where do you get these values? Sure your parents
instilled some which carried you through your youth. However, you
have a clear responsibility to create and develop your own values.
I can assure you one cannot assimilate values, you can’t get
them by osmosis. You have to seek them, before you can name them.
The bed rock for mining values is a functioning,
current, viable belief system. It can’t be passive, it must
be operative. Troop 13, is your belief system up and running? Has
the most current operating system been down loaded into your life?
Do you have the most up to date spam blocker installed? If you do
you will be, forever, a good cop, because you will continuously
display: Integrity; Honesty; Professionalism; Compassion; Respect
and Accountability.
Allan Higgs, Chaplain
THE PARKING TICKETS
I went to get something from the store the other
day. I was only there for about five minutes and when I came out
an office was writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy,
how about giving a fella a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a no good pencil necked idiot. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for bald tires!!
So I called him a horses' butt. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner....
Taken from The Independent
A New Zealander who was seen careening down a
road while standing half-naked on a motorized bar-stool, with flames
coming out of a rolled up newspaper held between his buttocks, has
appeared in court. He pled guilty to being in charge of an unlicensed
motor vehicle.
True Story
A MAN walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and
asked for all the money in the drawer. Apparently the take was too
small, so he tied up the clerk and worked the counter himself for
three hours. The clerk finally freed himself and called police who
showed up and grabbed him.
Police Department Answering Machine
Hello, you have reached the local police department
voice mail. Pay close attention as we have to update the choices
quite often as new and unusual circumstances arise. Please select
one of the following options:
To whine about us not doing anything to solve
a problem that you created yourself, press 1
To inquire as to whether someone has to die before
we'll do something about your problem, press 2
To report an officer for bad manners, when in
reality you swore and took a swing at him, press 3
If you would like us to continue to raise your
children, press 4
If you would like us to take control of your life
due to your chemical or alcohol dependency, press 5
If you would like us to instantly restore order
to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6
To provide a list of officers you know personally
so that we will not take enforcement action against you, press 7
To sue us, or to tell us that you pay our salary
and that you'll have our badge, or to proclaim that our careers
are over, press 8
To whine about a ticket or complain about the
many other uses for the police rather than keeping your dumb butt
out of trouble and in line, press 9
PLEASE NOTE YOUR CALL MAY BE MONITORED TO ASSURE
PROPER CUSTOMER SUPPORT AND REMEMBER... WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU
FROM YOURSELF.
ALSO REMEMBER THAT EXTREMELY POOR AND BAD PLANNING
ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON OUR PART.
Thanks for calling your local police department
and have a nice day
Strutting into a police station one night, a man
demands to talk to the burgler who broke into his home.
“Sorry, that’s against the rules, Sir.”
“You don’t understand, I need to know how he got in
without waking my wife.”
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